Hellooo, there, doggie horoscopers!!!

Have you ever wondered why people - sometimes quite sane, ordinary people - would would be interested in looking up the astrological signs of their DOGSSS???

Well, we have some reasons right here:

If the last reason caught your attention, then here are some other ways to spot a really dog crazy person:
  1. They kiss their dog on the lips
  2. The dog eats off the same plate as they do
  3. The dog gets Christmas presents
  4. The dog gets its own bedroom

BUT, JUST IN CASE YOUR DOG IS IN GENUINE NEED OF HOROSCOPE HELP, HERE ARE SOME LINKS:
Doghoroscopes
Petscopes